Actuaries and CPA’s
An actuary, is a CPA who found CPA work too exciting.
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Actuary Jokes
Jokes about actuaries and actuary.
A Broker, an Actuary, and an Agent are all Caught Drinking
A broker, an actuary and an agent are all caught drinking smuggled liquor while staying in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, simply possessing alcohol is an offense punishable by death. However, the local prince is feeling generous that day, so he commutes the death sentence and instead sentences each to 20 lashes. After further thought,
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Three Men are Sentenced to Die by Guillotine
Three men are sentenced to die by guillotine. The first man steps up, places his head in the hole, the executioner release the knife, and miraculously the knife stops inches above the man’s neck. The executioner says, “Under the laws of our country, if the guillotine fails to do its job, you are declared free.”
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