Jokes about insurance agents, CSRs, and producers.
The only way to tell if a broker is lying is to check if his lips are moving. On the other hand, insurance company executives don’t lie… they really just don’t know what the the truth is!
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An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o’clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump. The underwriter says, “I’ll bet you fifty bucks he doesn’t jump.” The actuary says, “I’ll take that bet.” A few minutes later the guy jumps. As the underwriter reaches for
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An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
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A broker, an actuary and an agent are all caught drinking smuggled liquor while staying in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, simply possessing alcohol is an offense punishable by death. However, the local prince is feeling generous that day, so he commutes the death sentence and instead sentences each to 20 lashes. After further thought,
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Several years ago, we had an underwriting trainee who was none too swift. One day, he was doing a certificate of insurance and turned to a co-worker and said, “I’m almost out of paper. What do I do?” “Just use copier machine paper,” she told him. With that, the trainee took his last remaining blank
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You might be in the insurance industry if… 1. Â Â You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies. 2. Â Â Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. 3. Â Â When someone asks what you do for a living, you lie. 4. Â Â You get really excited about a 2%
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A client calls up his insurance agent and tells him he needs to file a claim. The agent says “Tell me what happened?” The client tells him and the agent says “I’m sorry but that’s not covered.” The client says “well, let me explain better what happened.” The agent says “I´m sorry but that´s not
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There is a huge pigeon problem in the city – pigeon droppings are everywhere and it is a real mess. The mayor tells his staffers to find a way to get rid of the pigeons forever. Many things are tried, but nothing seems to be able to get rid of the pigeons. Finally the staffers
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest insurance salesman and a drunk were walking down a street together when, all at the same time, they spy a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? Obviously the drunk, because the other three are mythological creatures.
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A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, “I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live.” “Oh that’s terrible,” the woman sighs, “what am I going do?” The doctor replies, “Marry an insurance agent.” “Will I live longer?” asks the woman. ”
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