I Wish I Had Twenty Customers Like You

An insurance agent said to a customer, “Thank you, Mr.Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you.”

“Gosh, it’s nice to hear that, but I’m kind of surprised,” admitted Smith. “You know that I file many claims and always pay my premium late.”

The insurance agent said, ” I’d still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred like you.”