Difference between an HMO Doctor and a Seagull
Question:Â What is the difference between an HMO doctor and a seagull? Answer:Â A seagull can still make a significant deposit on a Mercedes.
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Difference Between an HMO and a Battery
Question:Â What is the difference between an HMO and a battery? Answer:Â A battery has a positive side.
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Hijacked 747 Full of Managed Care Reviewers
Question: Have you heard about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Managed Care Reviewers? Answer: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands were NOT met.
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The Difference Between HMO’s and Terrorists
Question:Â What is the difference between HMO’s and terrorists? Answer:Â You can bargain with terrorists.
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Home Surgery Kit
Question:Â Have you seen the new home surgery kit available by mail order? Answer:Â It’s called Suture Self.
How Many Nurses Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb in an HMO?
Question:Â How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb in an HMO? Â Answer:Â Only one, but it needs a pre-authorization before it can be done.
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Provide You With a New One of Comparable Worth
Steve’s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.” “Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn’t work like that. We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.”
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Marry an Insurance Agent
A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, “I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live.” “Oh that’s terrible,” the woman sighs, “what am I going do?” The doctor replies, “Marry an insurance agent.” “Will I live longer?” asks the woman. ”
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Genie Granting Three Wishes
An insurance sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one.” “Me first! Me first!”
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Insurance Agent, Doctor, and Preacher
Mr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, his doctor and his preacher: “I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want
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